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A little boy walked into his mom and dads room while they were fighting. The dad yelled, "You bitch!" And the mom screamed,
"You bastard!" And the little boy said, "Mommy, Daddy what does that mean???" And the parents replied "Um...ladies and
gentlemen." And with that answer the little boy ran off to bed. The next night the parents were really horny, the dad said "Nice tits!" And the mom, "Nice dick!" And the little boy ran into the room and asked, "Mommy, Daddy what does that mean???" "Um...hats
and coats." And with that answer the little boy ran back to bed. The next day was Thanksgiving and all of the relatives were
going to be eating and celebrating at the little boys house. The little boy was on his way up the stairs and ran into the bathroom. When he swung the door open it hit his dad's elbow, (the dad was shaving and he cut himself) "Shit!" He bellowed."Daddy what does that mean???" "Um, it is the name of the shaving cream that I'm using, now run downstairs and see what your mom is doing." And with that the little boy did as he was told. Meanwhile his mom was slicing the turkey, and she accidentally put her finger in the wrong place. "Fuck!" She hollered and the little boy said , "Mommy, what does that
mean???" "Um, it means I'm cutting the turkey." DING-DONG the door bell rang and the little boy scampered off to answer it saying: "Hello all of you bitches and bastards, hang up your titties and dicks. Dad's up stairs whipping the shit off
of his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
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*Adam & Eve*
In the garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare.
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing
Started to rise.
They found a spot
That suited them best.
A nice big tree
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide.
And Eve's treasure
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose.
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw.
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
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