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1. Knowledge is power in all scenes, so don't be afraid to askthe "old schoolers" questions, no matter how stupid you may think they (the questions, not the "old schoolers") are.
2. The scene is based on the music, not the drugs, if you can't have fun at a party sober then you shouldn't be going at all.
3. If you do choose to do the drugs PLEASE do so responsibly. If you go to the gas station the morning after a party and the clerk can tell that you are on drugs then you have done too much. And never buy from someone you do not know---if you do then eventually you will get ripped off and/or you
may put something into your body that you can't handle.
4. If you choose to do drugs be discrete about it. Drugs ARE illegal! They are what gives the scene a bad name, so be smart about it, it only takes one arrest/OD/bltantly obvious drug user to shut down an entire party.
5. VERY IMPORTANT-----Know your promoters. Ask around before attending an event thrown by a promoter that you have never heard of. This could save you a night of stress and $$$$$.
6. Know the music. If you can tell the difference between glass and crank, but don't know the difference between Ambient and Happy Hardcore then maybe you need to re-evaluate your priorities.
7. Practice PLUR......Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. If this is a bit too much for you to do all at once then at least start out with Respect, for EVERYONE.
8. Try to steer away from forming cliques, this isn't high school.
9. Have fun and DANCE, that's what it's all about. It doesn't matter if you can dance or not(Gilligan or Fred Astaire). If you are contributing to the positive energy of the party then that's all that counts.
10. Years from now (or even now) remember what it was like to be a newbie to the scene and treat the newbies you meet the way that you want to be treated now. Educate them; don't look down upon them, they are the only way that the scene will continue to thrive.
The Raver Child:
I'm in a different world then most
and I don't wanna boast
but while I'm in this state of mind and happiness
that you could never find
but if you're in my case
you're not part of the human race
were different from the rest
which makes us the best
we are the ravers
who dance and daze into the lazers
we depend on each other
like there was no other
if you can be down to earth
and wild
then you could be like us; a
RAVER CHILD
Which Rainbow Brite kid are you?
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Things To Do With A Dead Glowstick
1.Direct traffic.
2.Empty it and use it as test tube for class.
3.Cover it with wax and use it as a candle.
4.Use it as ammunition for a gun.
5.Claim it as something given to you by aliens, so that you may be the centre of all talk.
6.Hang them on Christmas trees. Perfect gift for those relatives you have never met but are forced to buy a
gift for!
7.Build a house?
8.Sell them, hell! might as well make back that money right?
9.Start a collection, trade with your friends.
10.Base a religion around it.
11.Scratch your back.
12.Take it for walks.
13.Introduce it to your parents.
15.Take it out on dates.
16.Make a belt.
17.Paint a face on it, you never know, it might just become your best friend.
18.Give it a bath. hey! everyone deserves to feel clean.
19.Glue it to your head and go shopping ~ watch people's reactions, jot them down.
20.Make male genitalia enlargement, yes boyz, your dream come true is here.
21.Play fetch with your dog.
22.Throw it off bridges in attempt to trick the laws of gravity.
23.See how far back you can shove it down your throat, great entertainment for parties!
24.Play fetch with your crippled grandmother.
25.Throw it in a lake, place bets to see if it will float or sink.
26.Use it as a drumstick.
27.Use it as one of the handles on your clock?
28.Run around like a lunatic while waving it in your hand.
9.Give it its own room in your house, it deserves privacy you know.
30.Give it a name.
31.Marry it to your toaster.
32.Write a book about it.
33.Tell it that you love it.
34.Plant it in your garden.
35.Blame it for all the misery in your life.
36.Introduce it to your boss, I'm sure he'll give you that raise you've been asking for.
37.Introduce it to your therapist.
38.Introduce it to your crippled grandmother.
39.Scare people with it.
40.Beat people with it for sexual pleasure.
41.Put it through college.
42.Send it to get a haircut.
43.Send it to get booster shots.
44.Get it a talk show. Watch the rankings skyrocket.
45.Buy it a Coke..or a Pepsi.
46.Get it registered to vote.
47.Make it the drummer of Oasis.
48.Get it to sue Oasis ( yes the drummer did sue them and later wrote a book about it )
49.Get it to write an unauthorized biography of Oasis.
50.Get it drunk.
51.SCREAM AT IT.
52.Tell it to get a job.
53.Cry with it.
54.Spray it with Spam.
55.Tell it to quit smoking.
57.Bring it together with other sticks for a reunion party.
58.Send it off on vacations.
59.Pamper it.
60.Use it as a roller.
61.Use it as some sort of compass.
62.Scream at it as it drops out of college.
63.Teething toy ( could this replace one day the all famous soothah?? )
64.Juggle with it.
65.If you have swimmer's ear, this may be a solution.
66.Use it as a stylin' shoehorn.
67.One word: TAMPON!
68.Make funky earrings. Yea..right and get weird looks =]
69.Replace trendy cigars, smoke 'em.
70.Attach two together with a chain and: instant numchucks!
71.Pretend it's a microphone, for when you just HAVE to sing.
72.To hell with wood, use it to light a campfire, wait a sec, plastic melts ..it doesn't catch on fire...does it?
73.Dip it in ink and use it as a pen.
74.Perfect for tossing at your buddy's head.
75.Put in crotch area for that äre you happy to see me "look.
76.Bring it to a rave, for öld times sake
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*~Why Lollipops Are So Wonderful~*
We all love them. We all eat them. We all
share them.But why are lollipops such a great candy? Who doesn't get a huge smile on there
face when someone comes up to them at
a party and hands them a Blow-Pop.
Suckers are a staple of the hardcore
raver. Here's why:
1. They come in LOTS of different
flavors
2. The colors can make you happy
3. If you get one of those Blow Pops
they'll die your mouth and when you eat
the red ones it makes your teeth look
like they're bleeding
4. They taste good (duh!)
5. If you're a cheap-o, they're not
expensive
6. You can stick them in your enemy's
hair
7. Some come with free gum in the
middle (wowza, bonus!)
8. They last for a long time
9. They are special because some ravers
say that lollipops are a different food
group
10. When you're bored, you can count
how many licks it takes to get to the stick
11. The gum in the center is loaded with
flavor
12. Never hard to find (most convience
stores sell them)
13. Can replace your pacifier (not,
permanently I hope)
14. Never taste plain
15. Chupa Chups come in ice cream
flavors (they won't give you a brain
freeze)
16. Perfect for breaking your teeth off
*10 things to think about*
*If a deaf person swears, does his mom wash his mouth out with soap?
*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
*Is there another word for synonym?
*Where does a forest ranger go to "get away from it all"?
*Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
*Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
*If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
*Why do they put braille on drive thru bank machines?
*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
*If a cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right ot remain silent?
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