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~If you rent Disney movies for your kids instead of reading to them, you're ghetto.
~If you get on the bus with a car phone, you're ghetto.
~If you think Africa is a country, you're ghetto.
~If you think African is a language, you're just as ghetto.
~If your album collection is composed of tapes full of songs you recorded off the radio, you're ghetto.
~If your hair is more than one color, then you're ghetto.
~If you've never seen grass, you're ghetto.
~If you see a relative of yours on the TV show Cops, then you're ghetto.
~If you bite people while you're boxing, then you're ghetto.
~If you have gold teeth and are homeless, you're ghetto.
~If you wear the same suit to church every Sunday, but play it off by switching ties, you ghetto.
~If you use a pill bottle to put your vasline in it,you're ghetto.
~If your kids have more Sega games than books, you're ghetto.
~If you have a tattoo of your own name on your body, you're ghetto.
~If you use magazines for coasters, you're ghetto.
~If you buy the newspaper, just for the sports section or the comics, you're ghetto.
~If you think Hard Copy is a legitimate news source, you're ghetto.
~If you steal baskets from the supermarket, you're ghetto.
~If you were not aware the word "ghetto" has an "h" in it, you're ghetto.
~If all of your towels have a hotel's name on them, you are ghetto.
~If your idea of heating the house is leaving the oven on, you're ghetto.
~If you still play Atari, you're ghetto.
~If you have memorized the words to either Ace Ventura movie (and/or sing along then Jim Carrey goes into one of his comedic numbers), you're ghetto.
~If you are reading this at a friends house, you're ghetto.
~If you put water in the barbecue to make it last longer, you're ghetto.
~If you think barbecue is spelled: bar-b-q, you're ghetto.
~If the store around your house has the Pac-man video game, you're ghetto.
~If you have more gold teeth than original ones, you're ghetto.
~If people you don't know have copies of your prom pictures, you ghetto.
~If you keep a can of used grease on the stove to reuse it, you're ghetto
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