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might be a pothead if...
...you think the song truckin by the grateful
dead should replace the national anthem.
...you accidentally put your shoes on
backwards, and like it better.
...your music collection is worth more than
your vehicle.
...your bong is taller than your dog.
... it takes you more than 30 minutes
to roll a joint.
...you set your wedding date for 4/20.
...you take off april 20th every year and treat
it as a holiday.
...you spent your last bit of money to score
some herbs and don't have enough gas money
to get home,but you dont care.
...you get excited when mad tv comes on..
...you start every sentence with - uhhh!.
...your surfing dog8mybag.com.
...you intentionally roll seeds in your joints on
independence day so you can hear the popping
because you dont have money to buy fireworks.
...you eat at taco bell more than 8 times a week.
... you wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
...your favorite song is - Lets go smoke
some pot by Dash Riprock.
...you go to the corner store and the clerk
automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers
on the counter.
...your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator
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