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*~!
BUBBLES !~*

*1 cup water
*1/3 cup dish soap
*2 Tablespoons light corn syrup

* mix and have fun

*~FINGER PAINT ~*
2 cups water
1/4 cup cornstarch
food coloring
* mix cornstarch and water in saucepan
boil until mixture thickens
allow to cool then add food coloring
store in air tight container
best results when used on glossy paper

*~PLAY DOUGH ~*
2 cups flour
1 cup salt
3/2 - 2 cups boiling water
4 teaspoons cream of tartar
3 - 4 Tablespoons vegetable oil
food coloring

* add oil and food coloring to the boiling water
allow to cool slightly add remaining ingredients
mix well and kneed the dough until smooth
store in air tight container
*~GAK ~*
1 part Liquid Starch
1 part Elmer's Washable or School White Glue
food coloring

* mix ingredients thoroughly

*~KING/QUEEN'S CROWN~*
****Things You Need****
thin cardboard*paints*colored paper*scissors*glue*cotton*jewels (colored paper, candy wrappers, buttons, etc.)
1) Cut the cardboard into strips about 5 inches wide, and long enough to go around child's head
2) Copy pattern shown above and cut out the shaded areas
3) Bend into a circle, and glue or staple the edges
4) Paint the crown
5) Glue on decorations
6) Make a fur brim by gluing on some absorbant cotton.

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Bake A Blues Clues Cake

 
*~~Recipe For Tubby Custard (A Recent Experiment)
You will need:-
1 Bucket of Mud (from the flowerbed)
1 Bucket of Flour (from the kitchen cupboard)
1 Bottle of Ketchup
All the milk from the fridge
1 Golf Club
Paddling Pool.
Before you begin, make sure there are no grown ups around (cos for some weird reason they may not like you doing this). Next, throw all the mud, flour, ketchup and milk into your paddling pool, then grab daddy's golf club (or the next best thing) and stir until mixed thoroughly. If you like it thicker then you can just add more mud from the flower bed.
Then grab a bowl from the kitchen and you have your tubby custard! Just remember don't offer this to any nearby adults and remember I didn't tell you the recipe! I haven't actually tasted it myself yet, because mummy got in a bad mood and took it away, but I plan to make it soon another day when she is busy with my sister and she won't notice. I can then give you a full report on what it tastes like

*Candy Flag*
Make an edible candy flag for summer parties.
What You Need: 
Sheet of typing paper
Pencil
Tape
Waxed paper
Cookie sheet
Almond bark (four squares)
Resealable plastic bag and scissors
Red and blue cake-decorating sprinkles 
Instructions:
1. Draw a stars-and-stripes flag design on a sheet of typing paper. Cover your design with a piece of waxed paper, and tape both pieces to a cookie sheet.
2. Melt the almond bark as directed on the package. Spoon the melted candy into a plastic bag, and cut a small hole in one corner of the bag.
3. Pipe the candy over the stars and stripes in your design. Before it hardens, add blue sprinkles to the stars and red sprinkles to some of the stripes.
 

Wishes of Fishes Box
 Tell Dad he was a great catch.
What You Need: 
Paintbrush; satin varnish
Black fine-tip permanent marking pen
Selected photograph
Mat board (optional)
Crafts glue
5-3/4 x 5-3/4-inch papier-mache box with photo insert opening
Acrylic paints: blue and dark blue
Sheet foam: 2-3/4 x 4-1/2-inch piece of blue and scraps of pink, purple, green, red, orange, yellow, and black
Eight 4-mm wiggle eyes (fish)
3-mm wiggle eye (worm)
5-1/4-inch piece of 1/4-inch-diameter wood dowel (fishing pole)
Walnut wood stain; clean rag
12-inch piece of stiff cord (fish line)
Gold fishhook earring finding (fishhook)
brown cotton terry stem (worm)
3-1/2 x 4-1/2-inch piece of white card stock
Decorative-edge scissors (scallop and/or wave)
Paper punch; tracing paper 
 
Instructions:
1. If boxes with photo insert openings are not available, use a box with a plain lid; glue photo to top of lid and decorations around edges of photo.
2. If your photo is smaller than the lid frame opening, cut a piece of mat board to fit inside lid frame. In the center of mat board, cut an opening to accommodate your photo.
3.Trace the full-size fish patterns onto tracing paper; cut out.
4. Remove lid inset; set aside. Paint all surfaces of lid frame blue. Paint all surfaces of box base dark blue; let dry. Apply a coat of varnish to outside surfaces of lid frame.
5. Use patterns to trace two large, three medium, and three small fish on foam scraps; cut out. Cut foam scraps into small shapes and strips with paper punch and decorative-edge scissors. Glue foam trims and an eye on each fish.
6. Arrange five fish on lid frame; glue in place.
7. For fishing pole, use rag to stain dowel. Tie cord to one end of dowel; trim cord close to knot, and apply a dot of glue to secure knot. Tie remaining end of cord to ring of earring finding; knot in same manner. For worm, wrap a 2-1/2-inch piece of cotton terry stem around hook of earring. Glue pole to right side of lid frame and hook and work to top left side. Loop cord across top of lid frame; secure with dots of glue.
8. Use fine-tip marking pen to letter May All Your Wishes of Fishes Come True! on card stock. Glue card stock to inside bottom of box 1/2 inch from top inside edge. For water, use decorative-edge scissors to cut waves in one long edge of blue foam. Glue remaining fish to blue foam; glue foam to inside of box, overlapping bottom of card stock. Insert photo in lid frame; replace backing.
 
 
 

 

 

 

*~FACE PAINT!
*Cornstarch
*Cold cream
*Water
*Food coloring
*Muffin tin or small bowl
*Small paint brushes
*Make-up or new kitchen sponges

  
**~HOW TO DO IT~**
In each small bowl or each section of a muffin tin:
Blend together 1 tsp. cornstarch and 1/2 tsp. cold cream.
Add 1/2 tsp. water and stir.
Add drops of food coloring until you have the desired degree of color.
Mix well.
Paint your face using small brushes or sponges (avoid eye area).
*Fun ideas include: Cat face, Mouse face, Flower child.

                      a sweet pie¤
¼ CuP me ¤ ½ teA SpOoN sugar(i already am loaded wit sweet stuff) and ¾ cup milk......stir well. bake 4 1 second... and ur done~

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